2023-01-01 Meeting Notes - Attendee: John

Decisions Made:

• Established that the coffee machine will be replaced with a fancy new one that plays jazz music.
• Approved the use of "Taco Tuesdays" as a new team-building initiative.

Next Steps:

• Meet with Bob to discuss jazz music playlist for the new coffee machine.
• Send out invites for the first Taco Tuesday event.

Also, it turns out the new coffee machine is not just a pretty face, but also a portal to an alternate dimension.

Side effects of exposure to the portal have been reported by several coworkers.

Side effects include but are not limited to:

• Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos
• Spontaneous outbursts of salsa music
• Temporary disappearance from the conference room