2023-01-01 Meeting Notes - Attendee: John
Decisions Made:
- Established that the coffee machine will be replaced with a fancy new one that plays jazz music.
- Approved the use of "Taco Tuesdays" as a new team-building initiative.
Next Steps:
- Meet with Bob to discuss jazz music playlist for the new coffee machine.
- Send out invites for the first Taco Tuesday event.
Also, it turns out the new coffee machine is not just a pretty face, but also a portal to an alternate dimension.
Side effects of exposure to the portal have been reported by several coworkers.
Side effects include but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable urges to eat Cheetos
- Spontaneous outbursts of salsa music
- Temporary disappearance from the conference room
See tomorrow's meeting notes for John
See the meeting notes for John on 2023-01-03