Today's agenda is filled with excitement and boredom. Here's a brief summary of the meeting:

Item 1: "The State of Our Coffee Machine" - A discussion on whether we should replace our current coffee machine with a new one that's not on fire.

Item 2: "The Great Debate" - A heated argument over who ate the last donut in the break room.

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