MEETING: The Most Epic, Most Important, Most Totally Unproductive Meeting of Them All!
Attendees: 11-20 of the World's Most Dedicated, Most Uninspired Individuals
- John Doe, CEO of Doing Nothing
- Jane Doe, Expert at Surfing Wikipedia
- Bob Smith, Professional Caffeine Consumer
- Alice Johnson, Master of Procrastination
- Mike Brown, Lord of the Meetings
- Emily Lee, Queen of the To-Do List (mostly unaccomplished)
- David Lee, Expert at Finding Excuses
- Sarah Kim, Master of the Art of Doing Nothing
- Kevin White, Professional Time Waster
- Olivia Hall, Queen of Multitasking (at doing nothing)
- Chris Brown, Lord of the Meeting Minutes
- Lily Chen, Expert at Creating Excuses