Coffee Connoisseur, Bob
Arrived at 8:45 AM with a 3-hour latte in hand
Dr. Robot, Rachel
Arrived 15 minutes late, claimed she was stuck in elevator
Marketing Maven, Larry
Arrived with a 2-page PowerPoint presentation that he wouldn't let go of
Intern, Dave
Arrived at 9:00 AM, looked confused
IT Guru, Steve
Said the copier was broken, but actually just didn't want to attend