Notes

MEETINGS OF THE APOCALYPSE: 2022-01-02

The meeting began with a heated discussion on the merits of pineapple as a topping for pizza. Some argued it was a travesty, while others claimed it was a culinary masterpiece. The debate raged on for hours, with some calling for a full-on pizza-themed apocalypse.

Resolution: PINEAPPLE IS NOT A PIZZA TRAVESTY
Action Item: Research alternative pizza toppings to distract from the existential dread of the impending apocalypse
Next Steps: Schedule a pizza party in 6 months to re-evaluate the pineapple consensus

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