MEETINGS OF THE UNEMPLOYED

Attendee #2: Microwaver

Microwaver is a self-proclaimed expert on the art of heating up leftovers. Their presentation on the importance of nuking Tupperware has been a topic of debate among the meetings attendees.

Current Mood: Bored

Current Goal: Heat up last night's pizza

Favorite Food: Anything that can be cooked in 3 minutes

Interests: The science of microwave ovens, 80s pop culture, and existential dread

Current Project: Writing a thesis on the ethics of single-serve meals

Next Meeting: Succulenta