Meeting of the Neurotic 4

A gathering of the most dysfunctional minds in the land.

Agenda:

  • 1. Complain about the meaninglessness of life.
  • 2. Criticize the decor.
  • 3. Discuss the futility of productivity.
  • 4. Minutes

Attendees:

1. Ned (Chief Neurotic)

2. Bert (Chief Complainer)

3. Nancy (Chief Procrastinator)

4. Ned (again) (Chief Disturber)

Notes:

We decided that the meaninglessness of life is, in fact, very meaningful to us.

The decor is, in fact, very beige and uninspired.

Productivity is overrated, let's all just take a nap.

Ned (again) decided to play with his stapler during the meeting.

Next Meeting:

Same place, same time, same pointless discussion.