Agenda:
- 1. Complain about the meaninglessness of life.
- 2. Criticize the decor.
- 3. Discuss the futility of productivity.
- 4. Minutes
Attendees:
1. Ned (Chief Neurotic)
2. Bert (Chief Complainer)
3. Nancy (Chief Procrastinator)
4. Ned (again) (Chief Disturber)
Notes:
We decided that the meaninglessness of life is, in fact, very meaningful to us.
The decor is, in fact, very beige and uninspired.
Productivity is overrated, let's all just take a nap.
Ned (again) decided to play with his stapler during the meeting.