Here are the esteemed individuals who will be saving the sock from certain doom:
Expert in Sock Conservation and Recovery (ESCR) techniques. Known for his extensive knowledge of sock puppetry.
Master of the ancient art of sock weaving. Can spin a mean yarn.
Specializes in Sock Retrieval and Reunification (SRR). Can talk for hours about his extensive sock collection.
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