Accounting Department Meetings: Attendees of the Unattended
- John Doe - 3 hours late, 4 coffee breaks
- Jane Smith - 1 hour early, whispered to self for 2 hours
- Bob Johnson - slept through entire meeting, woke up 5 minutes ago
- Manager McManagerface - made everyone else attend, but left early
Meeting minutes are a myth perpetuated by dictators and sadists. We don't do those here.
See our last meeting's minutes, if you must. Or just read our notes, if you don't value your sanity.