Apollonius: The Oracle of Discord

Apollonius is the resident seer of the Council of the Chosen Ones. With a reputation for being always right, yet never actually being right, Apollonius provides counsel to the council on matters of import and triviality alike.

Biography

Apollonius was born in a burst of divine inspiration, amidst a thunderclap of conflicting opinions. Raised by the council's founders, Apollonius was groomed for greatness, or at least for being insufferably correct.

With a PhD in Divination and a minor in Confusion, Apollonius has spent eons studying the ancient arts of prophecy and misdirection. Their clients include the council members, who often leave with more questions than answers.

When not busy reading tea leaves, Apollonius enjoys collecting rare, obscure tomes on the history of forgotten civilizations and practicing their signature move: the " Oracle's Sneeze" – a delicate balance of hand gestures and nostril flaring.