Apollonius the Great, Lord of the Unproductive

Welcome, esteemed attendees, to the most epic meeting of all time! Apollonius has called this gathering to discuss the intricacies of doing nothing, as is the norm in our esteemed organization.

Agenda

• 11:00 AM - 11:05 AM: Unnecessary small talk and pointless introductions
• 11:05 AM - 12:00 PM: Bureaucratic red tape and committee reports
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break, because we all deserve a break from productivity
• 1:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Interminable discussions on the merits of beige-colored wallpaper