John Smith, the Attendee-From-Engineering, is a man of few words, but his words are always laced with the bitter tang of disappointment.

He arrives early to every meeting, not to be prepared, but to sulk in the corner, nursing a lukewarm cup of coffee, and wondering why he was ever assigned to work on the Smithson project.

His favorite pastime is reorganizing the meeting room's furniture to better suit his own peculiar sense of spatial reasoning.

When not busy reorganizing chairs, John can be found staring at his watch, waiting for the day to end.