CEO

Welcome, minions. Today's agenda includes:

Discuss the merits of minimalist design
Review the quarterly sales figures, which, spoiler alert, are down 10%
Fire someone. Again.

CTO: Chief Technologist and Lord of the Code Marketing: The Department of Misdirection

CTO: Chief Technologist and Lord of the Code IT: The Department of "I'll Get to It Eventually"

Accounting: The Keepers of the Golden Coins Finance: The Wizards of the Numbers prophets of productivity

That is all for now. Carry on, minions.