Welcome, meeting attendees! You're all here for our quarterly meeting, and I'm sure it will be a wild ride. Please take a look at our esteemed guests:
Key Note-Takers
- Ben - The man who always forgets to bring his notebook
- Jen - The one who actually takes decent notes, for some reason
- Chris - The guy who just takes a lot of selfies
Cheesy Presenters
- Mike - The one who thinks he's a stand-up comedian
- Lisa - The lady who loves to use Comic Sans
- John - The guy who always uses Powerpoint
Coffee Snipers
- Emily - The one who always sips her coffee in 10-second intervals
- Sarah - The lady who never stops talking
- James - The guy who only sips when he's on a break