CMO's Attendance Excuses

The Chief Marketing Officer (CMO) is always ready to attend meetings, but sometimes technology gets in the way.

• My Wi-Fi is slow. I'm stuck in a time warp.
• My phone is on silent mode, I didn't hear the meeting invite.
• I'm experiencing a critical error on my computer. Can someone else cover for me?
• My car broke down on the way to the meeting. It's a long story.
• My cat is on fire. I have to go put it out.

Don't worry, CMO's team will cover for them, but not before they send a few more excuses:

• IT Issues
• Server Crash
• Power Outage

Remember, CMO's motto: "If it's not a valid excuse, it's not worth making."