MEETING MINUTES
Attendees: 1) The CEO of Doom, 2) The CMO of Disarray, 3) The COO of Chaos
Meeting started at 10:00 AM. The CEO of Doom began by saying "We're all going to die." The CMO of Disarray responded, "I've been saying that for years." The COO of Chaos just stared at his watch.
The CEO of Doom then presented a new marketing strategy, which involved setting the office on fire. The CMO of Disarray was unimpressed, saying "We've done that before, and it was a mess."
Discussion turned to the new product launch, which was delayed due to "sudden and unexplained existential dread." The COO of Chaos just shook his head.
Meeting ended with no clear conclusions or decisions. The CMO of Disarray was seen leaving quickly, as if she feared something.