The meeting started at 9:00 AM, with the CMO (Chief Meeting Officer) calling the meeting to order. The first item on the agenda was the Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy, where it was revealed that the socks have taken over the world. The CEO (Chief Evil Overlord) presented a plan to use AI-powered sock-sorters to sort the socks, but was met with skepticism by the CTO (Chief Techno-Wizard), who pointed out that it would take 17 years to sort the socks at the current rate of production.
After 3 hours of heated debate, the Interns (1 and 2) suggested that we just use a toaster to sort the socks. The CEO was furious, but the CMO saw an opportunity to use this as a marketing campaign to boost company morale. The meeting ended with a vote, and the toaster plan was accepted with a 4-1-1 vote.
The next meeting will be in 2 weeks, where we will discuss the Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy in more detail. Hyperlinks: