It's a long story, but someone had to do it.
Our CTO, Bob, grew up in a world where the only code he knew was the password to his dad's old Commodore 64.
But, as he grew older, Bob discovered a love for 1s and 0s that rivaled his love for 2 Live Crew.
He spent countless hours programming games in BASIC, wondering why his mom's calculator didn't have a "debug" button.
Today, Bob uses his skills to keep our company's website looking as ugly as possible, one poorly aligned image at a time.
He's proud to be the CTO of this fine institution, where the only thing more broken than our codebase is our office coffee machine.
And, if you're wondering, the answer to the ultimate question is still "42". But, let's be real, who needs to know the answer when you can just Google it?