Welcome, minions, to the meeting of your doom. Today, we will be discussing the new "Suggestion Box of Despair" initiative. It's a real game-changer.
As you know, this project has been in development for months, and we're finally ready to unveil the finished product. It's a box that will collect all your suggestions, and then promptly ignore them.
Key features include:
Join us in the "Suggestion Box of Despair" revolution!