Secret Notes from the Unwilling Attendee, Emily

Meeting Notes for the Mysterious Meeting of the Unwilling

Why am I here? I don't know. Something about synergy? I think.

Notes:

• Agenda not provided. Probably a waste of time.
• Unnecessary meetings are the best way to spend my day.
• Can we just have a break room with snacks? Asking for a friend.

Subpages:

• Adjacent Comments from Nearby Cubicles
• Tweet Thread about this Meeting
• Top Secret Plans for After the Meeting