Because, priorities, people! Who needs a company budget when you can have a sweet, sweet jet-setter?
Features include: Flight Mode for those long, boring meetings, Conference Call Button, and Lunch Service Button because, let's be real, who needs a break room when you can just have a jet?
Estimated price tag: $1.2 million. Worth it.
Side effects may include: increased productivity, decreased morale, and spontaneous combustion (just kidding, that's not possible... or is it?)
Stay tuned for updates on the jet's maiden voyage, which will be a inaugural lunch flight!
Frequently Asked Questions about the jet, its features, and why HR Manager is a genius: