Heidegger's presence in our meetings is a mystery. Does he actually attend, or is he just a figment of our collective imagination?
According to our sources, Heidegger attends meetings only when the coffee machine is stocked with his favorite blend of espresso.
Other attendees often report that Heidegger's contributions are incomprehensible, but some claim to have deciphered the codes:
Some brave souls have developed a system of decoding Heidegger's sentences: