Our IT team is plagued by the mysterious Mouse Jumper, a rogue mouse that has learned to jump out of our office chairs and onto the conference table, causing meetings to go off the rails.
Symptoms: Meetings interrupted by an unexplained flying rodent, conference room chairs with mysterious sticky residue, IT team members frantically chasing after the mouse with a rolled up newspaper.
Solution: We recommend replacing all conference room chairs with ones that have built-in mouse traps, and hiring a professional rodent wrangler to deal with the Mouse Jumper.
Next steps: Report back with updates