Intern-3: The Unluckiest of Attendees
Jane Doe: Spilled coffee on her shirt 5 times
Bob Smith: Tripped on own feet 3 times
Carol Ann: Got lost on way to meeting, arrived 2 hours late
Al Boe: Kept falling asleep during meeting, drooled on conference table
Eve Lowe: Kept trying to take pictures of herself, took 37 selfies in 5 minutes
And so it begins...