Certifications:
- Certified Master of the Ancient Art of Doing Nothing
- Certified Expert in Procrastination Techniques
- Certified Specialist in Coffee Connoisseurship
Education:
- University of Google: Bachelor of Science in Web Browsing
- Coursera: Master of Online Course Taking
- Codecademy: Doctor of Code Cracking
Work Experience:
- Freelance Professional Couch Warmer (2018-Present)
- Professional Snacker of 2015-2018
References:
- Ask for John, CEO of Procrastinators Inc.
- Ask for Jane's mom, Homemaker Extraordinaire
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