Survival Report for Jane Doe

MEETINGS: A Report of Unrelenting Sloganeering

By some miracle, Jane Doe managed to attend 17 meetings in one day.

Here's a breakdown of her experience:

• Meeting 1: The Meeting of Eternal Bore (9:00 AM - 9:30 AM)
• Meeting 2: The Meeting of Unbridled Enthusiasm (9:30 AM - 11:00 AM)
• Meeting 3: The Meeting of Unending Ramblings (11:00 AM - 12:30 PM)
• Meeting 4: The Meeting Over Lunch (12:30 PM - 1:30 PM)
• Meeting 5: The Meeting of Sloganeering (1:30 PM - 3:00 PM)
• Meeting 6: The Meeting of Unnecessary Committees (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM)
• Meeting 7: The Meeting of Delayed Discussion (5:00 PM - 6:30 PM)
• Meeting 8: The Meeting of Torture with Tea (6:30 PM - 7:30 PM)
• Meeting 9: The Meeting of Laments (7:30 PM - 9:00 PM)
• Meeting 10: The Meeting of Extra-ordinary Adjournment (9:00 PM - 10:00 PM)
• Meeting 11: The Meeting of Adjournment Adjacent Activities (10:00 PM - 11:30 PM)
• Meeting 12: The Meeting of Delayed Discussion Adjournment (11:30 PM - 12:30 AM)
• Meeting 13: The Meeting of Torture with Tea (Again) (12:30 AM - 1:30 AM)
• Meeting 14: The Meeting of Laments (Again) (1:30 AM - 3:00 AM)
• Meeting 15: The Meeting of Extra-ordinary Adjournment Reloaded (3:00 AM - 4:00 AM)
• Meeting 16: The Meeting of Adjournment Adjacent Activities Reloaded (4:00 AM - 5:00 AM)
• Meeting 17: The Meeting of Delayed Discussion Adjournment Reloaded (5:00 AM - 6:00 AM)

And that's it for Jane's meetings. She made it through the day.

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