John

John is a man of mystery and intrigue, often seen sipping coffee and staring at spreadsheets.

John's love interest, Jane, has a few choice words about him.

Notable Quotes from John

• "I'm not late, prophets don't have to be on time."
• "My spreadsheets are my friends, and they never talk back."

John's Favorite Things

• Coffee
• Excel
• Powerpoint