John Doe

Attendee of the Most Bizarre Meetings

John has somehow found himself at the receiving end of more meetings than a human being should reasonably be expected to tolerate. His sanity is still intact, mostly due to his extensive collection of adult coloring books.

Meetings he's attending Meeting minutes he's pretending to take Notes he's secretly writing in the margins

Meetings he's attending

• The Never-Ending Meeting
• The One Where Everyone Fell Asleep
• The Meeting Where the Coffee Machine Broke Down

Meeting minutes he's pretending to take

• Meeting Minute 1: The One Where John Fell Asleep
• Meeting Minute 2: The One Where the Coffee Machine Was Mentioned
• Meeting Minute 3: The One Where John Was Asked to Leave

Notes he's secretly writing in the margins

• Note 1: The One Where John Drew Mustache
• Note 2: The One Where John Fell Asleep Again
• Note 3: The One Where John Was Told to Take Notes