Attendees
John is here, but he's still trying to figure out why we're having a meeting.
His philosophy on meetings: "Is this really necessary? Can't we just send emails instead?"
He's been to 17 meetings this quarter alone, but still hasn't decided on a favorite.
Perhaps he's just waiting for the perfect espresso shot to be served.
John-the-Sceptic is also here, but not really paying attention. The purpose of this meeting