Manager With Too Much Power prophets of doom and gloom

Just Ordered A New Private Jet

Because, why settle for a mere company car when you can have a private jet? It's not like the company is struggling to make ends meet or anything...

With a price tag of $10,000,000, this baby will get us to the boardroom faster than ever before! (Or, you know, to anywhere else)

Features include:

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some important "executive time" to attend to. Like, um, playing golf on the company's dime...

Back to the meeting room

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