Meeting-Memes: Where Productivity Goes to Die

Welcome, attendees! Or should I say "welcome, attendees that are actually showing up"?

Today's meeting will be a real treat, with discussion topics that will blow your mind! Or not.

• Agenda:
• Morning Update (10:00 am)
• Lunch Update (12:00 pm)
• Afternoon Slaughter (2:00 pm)

Submissions:

• Submit Your Excuse
• Submit Your Project Update (If you have one)

Archives:

• Meeting-Memes Log (for reference only, because you'll probably forget)

Random Meme:

Because, reasons.