Neil Gaiman's Non-Meeting Meeting: A Meeting About Not Meeting
You are not required to attend this meeting. In fact, we're pretty sure you'd rather not be here.
But since you're already on the list, we'll just go ahead and include you anyway.
Agenda for the non-meeting:
- Staring out the window for 30 minutes
- Discussing the merits of coffee over tea
- Playing "Would you rather" with the copier machine
Take a break and grab a snack
See the minutes from our last non-meeting
We're not going to actually discuss anything. That's just too much work.
If you must attend, please do so in the absence of any real purpose.