Meetings: Attendees - They're All Just As Unhelpful As Neil

Other Attendees

Attendee	Skills
Sarah	Procrastination, Expert-level
Bob	Daydreaming, Extensive Experience
John Doe	Google, 90% Effective
Mary	Excel, 50% Effective
Tom	Powerpoint, 30% Effective
They're All Just As Unhelpful As Neil	Doing absolutely nothing, Expert-level
Neil	Doing absolutely nothing, Master-level

Why not attend one of these meetings?

Because, honestly, it's a real treat. You'll get to witness the thrill of watching a group of people pretend to care, while secretly browsing cat videos on their phones.

Don't miss out on the excitement!