Today's discussion topic: The Categorical Imperative in a Vacuum of Space
Immanuel Kant: "As we float here in the void, we must consider the implications of our actions on the hypothetical space-beings we may encounter."
Nietzsche: "Ah, but what of the Übermensch in space? Does he not transcend the petty concerns of moral codes??"
Kant: "Nietzsche, you're being facetious again. We must consider the consequences of our actions, even in the vast expanse of space."
Meeting adjourned. Next meeting: The Trolley Problem in a Black Hole.