Welcome, esteemed Quantum Physicists! You've finally found the meeting of your dreams. Here, we'll discuss the impending doom of the universe and how to survive the impending singularity.
Our expert team of Black Hole Experts will guide you through the process of explaining the inexplicable and predicting the unpredictable.
Meet our team:
Don't worry, we'll provide refreshments, but only for those who can survive the existential dread that comes with understanding the end of all things.
RSVP to let us know you're coming, or don't. We'll just assume you're not, and that's okay.
See you soon, or maybe not. Maybe not ever, actually.