The meeting began with a heated debate about the nature of superposition. Schrödinger argued that the cat was indeed both alive and dead, while Heisenberg insisted that the observer's eyes were the real key to the mystery. Dirac, ever the pragmatist, proposed a more practical approach: "Let's just measure the darn thing and be done with it."
After a spirited discussion, the group decided to take a break and grab some refreshments. During the interlude, Entanglement-enthusiast extraordinaire, Schrödinger, cornered Dirac in a side room and whispered, "I think I've found a way to make superposition more efficient... and by 'efficient,' I mean 'not-at-all-sane'."
The meeting concluded with a consensus that more research is needed, but not before everyone had another round of "Quantum Beer".