Schrödinger's Cat is here, but only if you're not looking.
EPR is bringing the noise.
Superposition Sally is feeling conflicted.
Heisenberg is, of course, hiding.
Wigner's Friend will answer your questions, if you ask nicely.
Dirac's Delta Function is here for the math.
Quantum Fluctuations are, uh, fluctuating.
Wave-Function Collapse will make you laugh.
Quantum Teleportation will transport you to the fridge for snacks.
Schrodinger's Equation is, uh, working on it.
Many-Worlds Interpretation is having an existential crisis.
Entanglement-Swapping is just swapping out the music playlist.
Super Position Showdown: the dance-off! | Quantum Fluctuation Jam: live music! | Quantum Entanglement Party Hats: because physics!