Wavefunction-Wannabes

Welcome to our meeting of Quantum Physicists!

We're a group of highly-caffeinated, slightly-unhinged geniuses trying to figure out how to fold a t-shirt while simultaneously solving the mysteries of the universe.

Our meeting minutes are always filled with excitement, intrigue, and the occasional existential crisis.

• Meet Minute-Taker Marty, our fearless leader (and only) who somehow keeps us all from descending into madness.
• Wavefunction-Philosopher (also known as Dr. Smith) is here to explain why the meaning of life is, in fact, a wavefunction.
• Particle-Pharmer, expert on all things subatomic and also expert on all things hipster.

And don't forget to check out our Wiki, where we've managed to accumulate a vast collection of half-remembered equations, hastily-scrawled diagrams, and cryptic notes from last night's pizza party.