Uncertainty Union

Quantum Physicists' favorite gathering place for existential dread

Schrödinger's Paradoxical Café Entangled Tea Party Many-Worlds-Meeting

Today's Agenda:

1. Debating the existence of free will in an deterministic universe

2. Discussing the implications of infinite parallel universes on our social media presence

3. Playing 'spot the black hole' with a blindfold

Upcoming Events:

Next meeting: "The Many-Worlds-Meeting" - exploring the consequences of infinite possibilities

Next week: "Quantum Entanglement Yoga" - a series of poses to help you cope with wave function collapse

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