Meetings: Attendees - RandomGuyWithABunchOfProblemas

RandomGuy's Problematic Attendance Record

RandomGuyWithABunchOfProblemas is a special guest who has a knack for causing more problems than they have solutions.

When he walks into a meeting, it's like a ticking time bomb of unaddressed issues and unanswered questions. His attendance is a guarantee that something will go awry.

Meetings with RandomGuy are not for the faint of heart or those with a strong stomach. Approach with caution.

• Known Problematic Behaviors:
• Arrives late, leaves early
• Forgets their password, again
• Eats the last of the free donuts
• Accidentally schedules meetings on Fridays, because Friday is clearly a workday
• Has a habit of "just one more question" that turns into a 20-minute discussion
• Has a strong dislike for meetings, despite being the one who requested them
• Is secretly allergic to agendas, but refuses to admit it

Meetings with RandomGuy: A Guide

When meeting with RandomGuy, it's best to:

1. Bring an extra set of batteries for your phone, for the inevitable "just one more question" marathon.

2. Have a snack, because those free donuts won't last forever.

3. Set your alarm clock for "never," because you'll want to leave early, too.

4. Don a pair of steel-toed shoes, in preparation for the emotional trauma you'll encounter.

5. Bring a backup agenda, because RandomGuy will surely "accidentally" schedule something on Friday.

And remember, if it all gets too much, just leave. Trust us on this one.

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