Reasons for Absence

Reason 3: The internet is down, again.

Reason 4: My keyboard has a mind of its own.

Reason 5: I was abducted by aliens, but they let me go.

Reason 6: The coffee shop down the street is having a sale on donuts.

Reason 7: I'm on a secret mission for a top-secret government agency.

Reason 8: My cat is demanding attention.

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Or, if you're really bored, Check out the 6th reason, which is actually about donuts

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, Go see the reason involving a secret government agency