Reason 3: The internet is down, again.
Reason 4: My keyboard has a mind of its own.
Reason 5: I was abducted by aliens, but they let me go.
Reason 6: The coffee shop down the street is having a sale on donuts.
Reason 7: I'm on a secret mission for a top-secret government agency.
Reason 8: My cat is demanding attention.
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