Attendees of the Unenthused

Today's meeting of the unenthused was attended by:

• Bob, who is here because his boss said he had to be.
• Jane, who is secretly a robot but no one suspected a thing.
• Roger, who is actually a time-traveler from 1987.
• Rose Tyler, who is here because she heard there would be free donuts.
• Alex, who is only here to collect data for his sociology thesis.

Agenda for the day:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life.
• Item 2: Decide what to get for lunch.
• Item 3: Argue with the copier machine.
• Item 4: Watch cat videos.
• Item 5: Decide whether or not to take a break.