Samantha The Accountant
Samantha is our resident numbers expert, able to crunch even the most Byzantine financial reports with ease.
Known for her love of spreadsheets and her disdain for anything that can't be measured in ROI.
Recent Activities:
- Convincing the team to switch to a new coffee machine, citing 'synergy' and 'synergy-related cost savings.'
- Dissecting and reorganizing the company's org chart, resulting in a 3% increase in 'synergy-related' efficiency.
- Developing an algorithm to predict the exact number of donuts consumed per meeting.
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