Schrödinger's Ideas - Attendee List

Schrödinger's Catnip-Fueled Brainstorming Session

Presented by Schrödinger himself, this list is a wild ride through the physicist's most outlandish ideas.

• Quantum-Flavored Pizzas - A culinary experiment to see if the observer effect applies to pizza toppings
• Time-Traveling Toaster - Because who needs toast when you can have toast from the past?
• Infinite Improbability Generator - Because probability is a human construct, right?
• Quantum-Telekinetic Typewriter - A typewriter that writes itself, but also writes itself out of existence

Note: Ideas presented here are highly unlikely to have any actual scientific merit. Proceed with caution.