Scorvath, the IT Enigma

Meet Scorvath, the IT representative who's as elusive as a unicorn.

Scorvath has a reputation for disappearing at the most inconvenient times, leaving us to wonder if he ever actually existed in the first place.

Known Sightings:

The Cafeteria

Scorvath was last seen fueling up on a questionable tuna sandwich in the cafeteria, muttering something about "network latency" and " DNS issues."

Last updated: 2022-02-15

Suspicious Activities:

• Spotted wandering aimlessly around the 3rd floor, seemingly searching for a non-existent printer.
• Last seen arguing with the 4th floor coffee machine, claiming it was "not properly configured."

Scorvath's whereabouts remain unknown, but we're keeping our fingers crossed he'll turn up at the next meeting...