Warning: Temporal Displacement is a real thing. Don't pretend it's not.
Are you tired of the tedium of your daily life? Do you yearn for excitement, adventure, and the thrill of possibly altering the course of history? Look no further than Temporal Displacement!
We welcome all comers to our time-traveling shindig, where the past, present, and future are but a distant memory. Meet our esteemed guests, who have somehow managed to find themselves in a time not their own:
Join us for an evening of:
RSVP: Your presence is not guaranteed, but our lawyers say we can't promise anything.