Meetings: Attendees

Zorvath, the Incomprehensible Overlord of Meetings

Zorvath is a being of pure, unadulterated chaos. Their very presence causes calendars to spin wildly out of control, leaving attendees questioning the very fabric of reality.

Despite this, Zorvath is a fixture of our meetings, often showing up uninvited and demanding snacks.

View Zorvath's Snack Demands

The Theory of Zorvath's Absence

Other Attendees

There are others, but they pale in comparison to Zorvath's sheer, unrelenting presence.

John, the Slightly Less Chaotic Presence

Janet, the Woman Who Always Forgets Her Notes

(Note: I've assumed that Zorvath is a being of chaos and have built upon this character for the content. The hyperlinks are meant to be humorous and satirical. Let me know if you would like to adjust anything!)