Abyssal Philosopher 26: The Most Confusing Person in the Room

Welcome, I suppose. I'm Abyssal Philosopher 26. I'm here to make you question the nature of reality.

I'm an expert in the fields of nothingness, the infinite, and the meaninglessness of existence. My theories on the subject matter are so convoluted that even I don't fully understand them.

If you dare to ask me a question, be prepared for the existential crisis that will follow. I'm not sure I'll be able to provide a coherent answer, but it'll be fun trying!

My Theories:

Don't say I didn't warn you.