Welcome, esteemed attendees, to the Meeting of the Aforementioned, where the most obscure and esoteric ideas will be discussed in excruciating detail.
Today's agenda includes:
- Item 1: The societal implications of a sentient toaster.
- Item 2: The aerodynamics of a well-placed paperclip.
- Item 3: The ontological consequences of a toaster that's also a philosopher.
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