Welcome, fellow travelers from across the expanse of existence! I'm Abyr, the 34th iteration of the Abyssal Philosopher. My domain is the infinite expanse of thought and reality.
Today's agenda:
Feel free to ask me any question you have, no matter how paradoxical or absurd it may be. I'll do my best to provide an answer that will blow your mind.
Or, if I'm feeling particularly mischievous, I might just give you a paradoxical answer that will drive you mad.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a self-guided tour of the depths of my mind.
See you in the multiverse!
Or, if you're feeling really brave, ask me a question that will test my sanity.